Sausage Packing

- the act when a straight male inserts himself into a another man who had a gender swap operation

Did you hear Tom was sausage packing with Karen, formerly known as Kyle

by Woke=hate March 1, 2021

Flint sausage fondler

When your girl sticks a raw Koegel sausage in your butthole and wiggles it around until you orgasm. The acidity will make your ass feel like it's on fire but it's worth it if you can handle it because your ass will go numb and you will nut harder. The name derives from Flint, Michigan where there is a Koegel Sausage billboard right on I-75 near where all the roads are stacked on top of each other. If you've driven through Flint, you know what I'm talking about.

Ron: "My girl and I were getting kinky and she gave me the flint sausage fondler. DAMN I haven't felt that good in a long time."

by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022

Sausage

English slang for a cunt or a twat

Sam is Being such a sausage today

by Bruh u serious December 18, 2019

sausage suction

when you need to yank the big log out of your arsehole because it wont come out

Kai was on the toilet and needed to perform a sausage suction. He had a big black log hanging out of his arse

by vinniemuncher January 3, 2022

sausage shocker

Being super shocked by penis size.

Oh my God Becky, I went back to his house and it was a total sausage shocker!

by Holly M Schultz August 28, 2023

generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.

Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!

by QuacksO September 28, 2018

Buy sausage

Take in the mouth fat hairy dick in black.

"Hey, whore, go buy sausage"
"I suck-suck-suck that the sausage"

by Abrikos December 19, 2016