Fruit Salad

The sexual act of alternating between eating someone's ass and licking their balls.

"Dude, I hear Michael tossed your salad last night"
"Oh he didn't just get the salad, he got a FRUIT salad"
"Oh he worked the balls too? Niiiice."

by Salad-Lover September 7, 2020

Creampie Salad

When you jizz in a girl’s vagina hole, throw some greens in that bitch n’ SCOOP it up! Mmm magnifique

Hey charlotte, i’m on a diet and you’re ruining it with this shitty food. Get out the kitchen, bend over, and lemme try a “Creampie Salad”

by Jack ya Silly bruv September 8, 2020

Toon Salad

A plate of oven chips, traditionally accompanied by a four cheese pizza.

I'm presenting a four cheese pizza and toon salad liek. Propa posh liek, howay the lads up the toon.

by Tommiep123 September 11, 2020

Salad

salad pronounced "Sall-ard" is when ones face, (with or without makeup) is a plain fuckin mess

did you see betty lou? she was really looking a bit salad

by lach010203 September 21, 2020

Salad

salad pronounced "Sall-ard" is when ones face, is a plain fuckin mess

did you see betty lou? she was really looking a bit salad

by lach010203 September 21, 2020

Spin the salad

1) A very advanced technique for eating asshole (subdivision of tossing the salad) where the “spinner” moves from oral activity at the vagina, and runs their tongue up to the butthole over the victim’s (salad’s) skin and rotates their tongue in fast circular motion around the anus.
2) To dilly dally

“Asians girls really like it when you spin the salad on them”
“Ok, you can stop spinning the salad”

by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

Salad

Cool, great or awesome

Sam was not looking that Salad today.
They were being so salad!

by Eatsthetic September 30, 2020