Russian Roulette

When you are passing a bowl with friends, and you aren't sure if the bowl will be dead or not.

Friend 1: "Bro, pass the bowl"
Friend 2: "Man, I think it's Russian roulette at this point"

by Spununa April 27, 2015

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Russian education

A class in Russia called "the art of oral sex"

Dude, that girl has a Russian education.

by Ur anis May 12, 2015

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Russian Lumberjack

Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt

Oi blin, theres shit everywhere! I told you we shouldn’t have done the Russian Lumberjack

by BruhsandBruhdettes January 14, 2020

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Silver Russian

The act of ejaculating into an older female with silver hair, sitting her on your face and drinking the remaining cum out of her pussy. The name silver Russian comes from the white alcoholic beverage, the White Russian combined with the partner’s silver hair.

Ron: “Dude. Tom’s mom dyes her hair brown. I fucked her the other day and afterwards she sat on my face! She has a HUGE silver bush!!!!!”

Brian: “HOLY SHIT! She gave you a silver Russian!?!?”

by Mega Hemroids May 09, 2020

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The russians did it.

An answer for all your misbehaviour and failure. The upgrade is spelled Putin did it.

Mom: Who broke my vase?
Son: The russians did it.

Teacher: Where is your homework Brian.
Brian: I would tell you my dog ate it but I haven't a dog. So Putin stole it with a group of hacker and manipulated it.

by Putin_himself December 21, 2016

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