by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022
Get the Rage Against The Machinemug. 
Medical condition where symptoms frequently include, but are not limited to: Agression, sudden outbursts of a frequently profane nature, random acts of agression towards innocent bystanders or inanimate objects - may border on violence. Pained look in the eyes and late stages include crying, sobbing and lethargy. Persons afflicted by this are typically owners of AndROID phones, the condition is often triggerede when you owner is no longer able to update his mobile due to insufficient memory (Also see Burn Phone).
What do you mean I have ROID RAGE? IT ‘S NOT MY FAULT THE LATEST ADNROID UPDATE has rendered my expensive mobile a paperweight.
by Alanya Viking November 12, 2017
Get the Roid Ragemug. When you are extremely perturbed and exacerbated of hope the only cure is to masturbate with the rage of 1000 suns. A rage rub is the act of angrily jerking a phallus, and can be both by given or received. Also known as to madsturbate.
Dylan: Goddammit I’m so fucking angry!
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.
by AssontheGrass October 1, 2018
Get the rage rubmug. The violent thoughts and feelings you get when a Parent pulls the covers off of you in the morning hoping to wake you up. Most commonly used by Mothers on school days.
Billy - Dude my Mom gave me the worst case of Blanket Rage today. I almost got up and head butted her in the fucking teeth.
John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!
John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!
by TerriblyAwkward August 24, 2011
Get the Blanket Ragemug. 
by mrs tosser August 6, 2025
Get the nigel ragemug.