Monkey Purple

Color of a penis after a male has sex with a virgin. Also color of testicles after a male has sex after having blue balls. It is refered to as monkey purple because a vagina is called a monkey.

Dang, my balls went from blue to monkey purple.

by Dr. Monkey October 16, 2011

Purple placenta

When a man face fucks you for an hour and a half and only fucks you for 9 minutes.

Ariel: last night I was trying to get dicked down but I only ended up getting fucked for nine minutes
Stacy: you can only suck up for 30 mins or he’ll leave you with a purple placenta

by Becky Bitch July 14, 2019

Purple guy

Purple guy: The new species! You can become one by the following: Turn your self purple, Kill at least 2 people (isn't necessary but still), Become friends with a orange guy, Turn a soul into a animatronic (not really necessary but still) and that is probably all.

"Hello Jimmy I became a Purple guy"

Jimmy:...GOD NO PLEASE

by A game enjoyer January 9, 2024

Purple Vandy

A Short Purple motherfucker

Hah Purple Andy and Vanny make Purple Vandy

by VisualArchitect August 14, 2022

Purple Fever

When you’ve been suckin’ Barney off every day.

Person 1: “Dude, did you hear? Stacy’s got a mad case of Purple Fever.”

Person 2: “Wow. Third person this week.”

by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018

Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger

Modern slang word for a nonbinary person that has a penis and purple hair dye.

Yo, did you hear about Machel? I hard he was a Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger.

by Turbocharger.qcow2 November 20, 2022

Purple Santorum

A sexual act performed through the female eating a high enough quantity of beets to turn her feces purple, and quite possibly staining her butthole. The male then penetrates the newly dyes purple butthole with his penis, creating the Purple Santorum.

My girl is chowing down on some beets right now, I'm getting a Purple Santorum for my birthday!

by Doc Toboggan January 6, 2012