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post eruption magma ooze

after a male ejaculates, take your thumb and forefinger, pinch the post coitus flaccid penis (like you’re are squeezing out the last bit of mayonnaise from a package from chik fil a) from the base to the tip and that is what comes out and oozes down onto your fingers
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by ReXXXgoliath September 23, 2013
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Post-toke Lurk Session

Everything that goes down after you smoke weed with some good friends. "Session" is often shortend to "sesh" for convenience.
Hey Zoe, so we just smoked, but what about that Post-toke lurk session?
by skateboardingandmaryj June 28, 2011
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post hockey season disorder

after the last hockey games of the season players expirence extreme sadness and depression often until new season
man, I have post hockey season disorder right now I’m just gonna go home and cry
by ———— March 3, 2019
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post-Spring Break Blues

Feelings of sadness and loss of motivation after returning from Spring Break festivities
"My doctor diagnosed me with post-Spring Break blues after I got back from my trip from Cabo last week. I just don't have the will to move on."
by hwls2019 March 13, 2019
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Fake Post Malone Fan

by Da Pot Pirate August 5, 2018
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Post Street Disorder (PSD)

A mental illness and conditions that can develop after a person has experienced or witnessed while living on the streets homeless for a short or long term period. Symptoms may include flashbacks or nightmare as well as uncontrollable thoughts about traumatic event(s) experienced on the street, severe anxiety, anti-social behavior, violent tendencies, low self-esteem, depression, suicidal tenancies, increased drug and/or use, criminal conduct.
As a proximate cause of the person being homeless on the street they suffer from Post Street Disorder (PSD).
by SWROBERTS August 12, 2018
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Post-Traumatic Pussification Syndrome

Sometimes called “PTPS” … this is a psychological disorder referring to when a mental block is created in the mind of an athlete due to a past sporting game failure, the likes of which could be called a “choke” by some…

This creating enough stress to serve as a “trigger point” for other injuries. In the first and only reported cause of this disease - that injury is back issues.
Ben Simmons is currently suffering from PTPS, or Post-Traumatic Pussification Syndrome, stemming from his inability to Man Up in the 2021 NBA playoffs vs the Atlanta Hawks nearly 1 year ago.
by Big chill1028 April 26, 2022
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