Italian Pizza Boy

An E-Boy but he's Italian. They tend to eat a lot of pasta, favor pizza over every other food type, and smells like garlic and cheese.

Ah Huah hauh
See that Italian Pizza Boy over there? He just asked if I liked my cheese hot or greasy...

Italian Pizza Boy by robobean September 30, 2019

miller's pizza pocket

A miller's pizza pocket is when an italian family of four goes to a mill on a hill with the oldest woman in Italy, they stuff an entire gasoline soaked 12” pizza into a miller light bottle. Then they light the pizza in the bottle on fire, put it into a condom half filled with spaghetti and viciously penetrate the oldest Italian woman with the flaming pizza bottle in a spaghetti filled condom, all the while screaming “mama mia! Gratzi!” Until the bottle breaks. Then they hang the woman upside down in the mill and roll down the hill

Did you hear that the Rossi's went to Milan and had a miller's pizza pocket?

miller's pizza pocket by AdamnGeraldo April 27, 2017

Road pizza 

When something is crossing the road for pizza but gets splattered by a Jeep.

Woah did you see that! It’s a road pizza in the road! ROAD ROAD ROAD ROAD PIZZA!

Road pizza by Bimbi guy June 10, 2019

California Pizza 

The sexual act of jizzing, shitting, and vomiting on an unsuspecting woman's (or man's?) chest (in no particular order), making a very disgusting pizza. Then for added entertainment, rub her jugs together to slice up the pie.

Man: I met this chick at the bar with a tramp stamp that said "Cali 'Za" and I had no idea what it meant.

Friend: Did you ask her about it?

Man: Yeah, then she took me back to her place and had me cum, shit and throw up on her chest, she called it a "California Pizza"

Friend: Why would you even do that?! shit.

California Pizza by Hustle and Go May 3, 2009

Chinese Pizza

1. Term used by drunk dumbass friends of "his" to describe the pizza after the cheese falls off it.
2. Also used in scenarios to confuse people.

example one:
dweeb: You want some chinese pizza?


example two:
dweeb's sister: What are you doing?
dweeb: Chinese pizza
dweeb's sister: Why are you being an asshole?
dweeb: Chinese pizza
dweeb's sister: you are such an ass
dweeb: I'm mexican. I want some chinese pizza!!
dweeb's sister: seriously, go to hell
dweeb: I'm canadian. chinese pizza!

Chinese Pizza by enlightened hippie breeder May 24, 2005

Firecrotch pizza 

When A large cheeze pizza is shoved up a Firecrotches ass piece by piece and then a hot man with a large jake (see definition of jake) has anal sex to get the Pizza out. The sauce is then licked off the penis by the fire crotch. This act of anal and oral sex is rarely done and only with a true firecrotch.

sam: Dam i gave that bitch Firecrotch pizza last night! Tt was soo fucking good!
max: Ohh yea i bet the sauce was everywhere!

Firecrotch pizza by T-pain Thompson December 9, 2008

DickLover's pizza 

One who loves cock.

Generally a gay, or horny female.

A pizza of the male genitalia.

Janice, so you chompin on Dave's Dicklover's pizza tonight?

DickLover's pizza by Mr.PoonScout August 30, 2009