shrunk junk syndrome

A person who is abusing or overdosing on steroids.

Lil' bro over there has shrunk junk syndrome because he is roided up.

by anonymous December 11, 2025

Hop off my junk hoe

Something that losers say, they look like a beaver and smells like syrup and it smells horrid., junk refers to dick, or balls. Not a pussy. The End

Hop off my junk hoe, before I go postal on your ass

by Corine Wittles July 14, 2011

Lewis & Clark Junior High

A junior high school containing grades 6-8 located in Wood River, Illinois. It is a crappy school with lots of bigots. A lot of the teachers there are very interesting. People love to make fun of them.

The majority of the people are white females. The most common practices include chewing gum and sticking it under desks, stealing pencils, threatening to beat people up, making fun of teachers, talking about pot, and getting detentions. Pretty much a normal school.

Person from good school: Where do you go to school at?
Person from LCJH: Grl I be goin ta LCJH (Lewis & Clark Junior High)!!!!!
Person from good school: What is it like there?
Person from LCJH: Ummmm idk, u wannt somme potttt????

by MRM!! April 21, 2011

Astral Drive Junior High

Its a school that smells like cheese and is to crappy for anyone to care about it.

Person 1 - Hey what school do you goto?
Person 2 - Astral Drive Junior High, why?
Person 1 - Andy Fisher, go think of what you just said!!

by andyrewrew October 7, 2011

mexican trunk junk

Marijuana that is horrid. Mostly shake, stems and seeds, doesn't get you high, and doesn't last. Complete garbage.

I'm good on that mexican trunk junk.

by SmokeyBluntRoach November 15, 2014

T-t-todaaay junior

Telling someone who's taking longer than they should at something to hurry up.

Classmate 1: *finishing test while everyone else is done*

Classmate 2: T-t-todaaay junior!

by InnocentHumour September 17, 2016

Shake your junk

Alternate phrase for male stripping. Essentially describes the nude dancing and hip thrusts guys sometimes do for pathetic amounts of money. Often used to confront or belittle guys, jokingly or otherwise, about being strippers.

"You can't accuse me of having a bad job while you just shake your junk for 5 dollars an hour."

Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."

by Elsis May 16, 2016