Jizz Dumpling

Ball of dried up, discarded toilet paper. Used for cleaning up male ejaculate. Usually found under, or around the bed of a teenage (or adult) male.

-How did your domestic cleaning job go today?

-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.

by IodineJupiter October 26, 2018

jazzy dog

Someone who is super likable and stylish

Damn, you know Todrick Hall? He's one Jazzy Dog

by sgsilver December 10, 2018

Jizzaculation

1. When you get confused and wanted to say ejaculate, but start saying jizz then you commit to the whole ejaculation idea and create a monstrosity of a word.

2. Opposite of a drymax

"My dingaschlong and I had a real nice jizzaculation session."

by bingbong1997 January 28, 2019

Jizz Snizzler 911

When you ejaculate your one eyed yogurt into a females facial region including the mouth causing her to cough and choke on your semen whilst she is choking you call the cops and evacuate the premises

Oh fuck it's the Jizz Snizzler run oh wait is that fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jizz Snizzler 911 - the coughing devil

by lildick nigga April 29, 2019

Jiozy

Soo cool basically, JIOZY means when you are cozy or feeling good.

Bob says " How are ya"
Jess replies "I'm feeling soo damn jiozy you don't understand"

by Bashneet June 14, 2019

Jizz whacked

When something is so messed up; or something is so cool.

“Bro you fucked my girlfriend? that’s so jizz whacked”

“Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”

by wageth July 6, 2019

Jizz Bear

Can be used as a verb or noun to describe the action or outcome of depositing a large load of semen in an exceptionally hairy mons pubis after pulling out of a woman.

Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"

Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"

by Scary McClary July 20, 2019