Jimmy Savile Badge

A knighthood. A British honour so devalued by being given to worthless creatures like “Sir” Jimmy that it has a reverse effect.

As “Sir” Bob arose the price tag on his Jimmy Savile badge could be clearly seen…

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

Jimmy that John

when a direct object (the john) enters another object or space (the jimmy). inspired by the sandwich chain in which the sandwich is the john and the wrapper is the jimmy. this applies to any situation in which something enters a place of any sort. this is a grammatical/philosophical concept.

“i really jimmed this john”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)

“the book is the jimmy the john is the story”

“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”

by thejohner May 16, 2025

Jimmy Savile Badge

UK “honour” long since discredited by the recipients

He wore his Jimmy Savile Badge with pride and tried to remember who was DPP when the Yorkshire fiddler was released from his call…

by Maggie T May 21, 2025

Jimmy Kimmel

James Christian Kimmel is a talk show host who is single handedly ruining entertainment on YouTube and TV with his brand of humor that appeals mostly to out-of-touch Gen Xers and Millenials. His remaining audience consists of NPCs who have no perception of humor.

Jimmy Kimmel used to be funny, but his show has become painful to watch.

by Ziggmanster June 1, 2025

Jimmy Palmer

A 20 oz glass filled halfway with Jim Beam and halfway with Coke. Like an Arnold Palmer but it chose violence

Rural Joe got wrecked on that Jimmy Palmer

by The car whisperer June 2, 2025

Jimmy

A guy with a big ass and tits and he’s fucking rich

Jimmy I love your tits

by Pig pig nigga dick November 21, 2021

Smack a Jimmy on this bitch

Ace or receive high marks on a test/quiz, project or any other academic assessment.

“What you about to get on this test”

“I’m finna Smack a Jimmy on this bitch“

by Wtflingo April 22, 2024