Sea of Jizz

Trading Card Game slang; A part of the metagame that is uncounted for and not considered top tier.

It doesn't matter how good your deck is against the top tier metagame, if you can't beat the Sea of Jizz you aren't going to win the tournament.

by PizzaRatGod August 28, 2018

fizz and jizz

When you tie a female up and pour sprite on her clit and watches it fizz. As this is happening he vigorously masturbates and the only thing that stops the fizz is his jizz.

Her: babe you wanna get freaky tonight
Him: sure, *ties her up and pours sprite on her clit and masturbates very quickly*.
Her:wtf was that last night
Him: fizz and jizz.

by Kidbackwardsisdik March 7, 2020

Fizz and Jizz

When you pour McDonalds sprite down a girls vagina after you cum in her and watch the mixture combine and fizz

Yo last night me and my girl fizz and jizzed last night and it her clit sounded like pop-rocks

by UwU fuky wuky March 7, 2020

Jimmy The Jizzard

A short white boy with mistacle powers using his Jizzard wand to get fine women.

YO look its Jimmy The Jizzard

by jimmy the jizard February 9, 2021

Jazz and jizz

Listening to jazz whilst ejaculating.

"Aye lad, Tonight i might just (Jazz and jizz)"

by frocodile March 7, 2022

The Jabba Jizz

When you time your wank perfectly to finish exactly when Jabba the Hutt is choked out by Leia.

‘Mate it was glorious! My tail dropped just as his did! I finally achieved The Jabba Jizz’

by TimboTheTassie May 25, 2022

smelly nigga jizz

when a nigga ejaculates during intercourse and his cum has a foul odor/smell

my gay nigga boyfriend just sprayed his smelly nigga jizz all over my face!

that smelly nigga jizz is gonna be impossible to clean off of the wall.

by LilPapaMcChoppa July 21, 2022