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...got Cake

to describe an individual whose booty/buttox possess the quality of being aesthetically pleasing , a quality that is affirmed only to those who are accepted through rigorous peer review
It became apparent to Billy and Suzy that over the course of several years, they had stepped into a new era. A Voice called down to them: "Step forward you two...", said the Voice.
"Accept this plaque of honor", it continued, "for it has been decided by the people, that:
THOU HAS ...GOT CAKE..."

*silent cheers rein through the halls of the divine*
by ?¯\_(ツ)_/¯? December 20, 2019
mugGet the ...got Cakemug.

GOT

A really bad football played, not the goat
Marshon Lynch is the got
by anonymous September 20, 2020
mugGet the GOTmug.

Got Jessie'd

When a ratchet bitch steals your credit card, racks up the bill, then tries to lie and get you in trouble.
That ratchet bitch Jessie stole my credit card and bought a bunch of shit with it. When I called the cops she lied about it. She told people I filed a false report. I got stuck with the bill! I got Jessie'd!
by Thick_roller 92 August 25, 2016
mugGet the Got Jessie'dmug.

got invite

Phrase used when your mates dog it and don't invite you to a particular event, inclusive of even family dinners and all other outings ( got fucking invite is a popular variation )
Person 1: I went out to the new Thai place past night
Person 2 : got invite
Person1 : it was a family thing ....
Person 2 : family thing that I didn't get invite too
by jamespiggott December 27, 2015
mugGet the got invitemug.

not got two pennies to rub together

have none or hardly any of the specified item, especially money.
"some schools have not got two pennies to rub together"
by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025
mugGet the not got two pennies to rub togethermug.

Mussels Got Muscles

A group of mussels that has some nice big muscles.
"Yo those mussels got muscles! Man those muscles are absolutely huge bro! Anyways, let's eat!"
by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024
mugGet the Mussels Got Musclesmug.

Got the receipts

Having tangible evidence that something is true — whether that is a good thing or a bad thing.
Golfer 2: Wait! No way you scored a hole in one last weekend!
Golfer 1: Sure did, and I’ve GOT THE RECEIPTS. (My caddy caught on cellphone)
by LA-Bebo July 18, 2025
mugGet the Got the receiptsmug.

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