you just got das’ed!

The triumph of being blessed by Mr Dasopatis’ actions, whether it is delaying a deadline or giving the best English resources and materials.

Opposite to “you got roasted”

Mr Dasopatis: I just moved your IOs from next week to next month + I sent you all LitCharts on Cuckoo’s Nest.
Arianna and George: You just got das’ed!

by youjustgotdased November 18, 2022

I got you Abe

When Western Israeli allies step in to provide support to Israel after the latest Hamas terror attack.

Benjamin Netanyahu: Hamas extremists massacred over 1200 innocent Israelis during the October 7th attacks. Israel is surrounded by enemies.

President Biden: I got you Abe

by RandyRhoads84 December 24, 2023

Got Rainbowed

Getting fucked by every ethnicity.

OMG I got totally got rainbowed last year!

by Zenmenteki Gekimetsu April 8, 2015

got chicked

A guy getting beat in an athletic feat by a girl/woman.

Joe was thinking he was a bad ass as he showed his bros he could do 10 pull ups at the gym. Fit woman asks if she could work in, does 15 perfect pull ups. Joe's bros told him he got chicked

by Packerjohn September 21, 2013

get got saw

Something people named Alex wonder as they’re having a stroke

As the smell of toast overwhelmed him, alex wondered “how do I get got saw?”

by Vik.V. November 15, 2017

Got 82'd

Textology, derived from the texting term: Str82VM, which means 'Straight to voicemail'. It's used when you call someone and their phone doesn't ring, rather it goes straight to voicemail.

Dude1: Hey Rod, I was just down at the store and I thought I saw your girl gettin in some dude's car. Looked like she was creepin'!

Dude2: Bitch, stop playin'! Can't play like that!

Dude1: Call her then and see what's up!

Dude2: Bet! (he calls his girl, but phone goes straight to voicemail). Damn! Phone didn't even ring!

Dude1: Daaaaammmmnnn! That chic 82'd ya ass! She creepin!

Dude2: Shit! I got 82'd!

by Liqr1 August 21, 2010

I got the item on me

A more subtle way to refer to drugs

“Also bro I got the item on me. You know, the goods”

by That smart nigga January 27, 2024