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gun that goes "squirt"

Cock, dick, prick, weiner, putz, dong, bell rope, etc. Punning on an old advertisement for a brand of chewing gum with a liquid center.
Keep on playing with your gun that goes "squirt" and you just might knock up your girlfriend.
by pentozali August 1, 2010
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Major Gun

One who carries a big gun but has a unit of unknown size.
May enjoy Tribes and Warcraft.
Will curb stomp your ass if you act like a fairy.
Major Gun was beep beep beeeeeeeped by itooted.
by itooted August 22, 2003
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emotional support gun

The emotional need of owning a gun to feel safe from other idiots with guns.
«In the US they let people have guns for emotional support, and they need them to protect their house. Whereas that gun is more likely to be used on a familymember rather than protecting one»

- @america_is_the_bad.place on tiktok

Person 1: Hey! Why don’t you own a gun?

Person 2: Because i moved to Australia

Person 1: Can’t you own a gun there?

Person 2: We can, we just don’t need them for emotional support as you.

Person 1: What do you mean?

Person 2: You don’t NEED a gun, you just feel safer with one because you let everyone have one. *facepalm*

Emotional support gun is like a support animal.
by Suveva December 21, 2022
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Gun

One of the two ways Americans can die. The other one is heart disease.
by ImNotA_Tree December 20, 2022
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Gun

Henry: Hey max why do you have a gun in your.....
by koroteki69 November 23, 2021
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Cinnamon Guns

"Mom, I invited Jesse and Todd to the party tonight, can you whip up a batch of your famous cinnamon guns?
by tylerjosephjoshdun21 April 2, 2025
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Machine Gun

A sex act where you have a threesome with an ATF agent's mother and wife, preferably rapidly and without a condom.
Did you hear the ATF raided Jim after he bragged about how he did a machine gun?
by Peg Your Dad for Christ March 24, 2022
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