I've got the Lizards

A sexually transmitted disease in which a girl grows an appendage (or "tail") out of their vagina.

Girl 1: We can finally have sex now, I've got the Lizards!

Girl 2: Really? That's great! Being sexually attracted to girls have finally paid off.

by MajorWeeb April 3, 2015

got recked

something that just happened to you

Fernando: who you just got recked in that game
Lucas: yea i am a failure when it is compared to you

by megod19994 April 5, 2015

Got Rainbowed

Getting fucked by every ethnicity.

OMG I got totally got rainbowed last year!

by Zenmenteki Gekimetsu April 8, 2015

I got a new phone

She/He deleted your number - out of lack of attraction - so she/he has no idea who you are when you text her/him.

Who is this? I got a new phone and lost numbers.

by Georgiaboy1996 July 5, 2015

Goat-got!

Another way of saying "Good God!"

1. Goat-got! What have you done to me?
2. Ughh! Why don't you have a gander at my art? Goat-got! Meh!

by xmichaxb7 October 29, 2016

got invite

Phrase used when your mates dog it and don't invite you to a particular event, inclusive of even family dinners and all other outings ( got fucking invite is a popular variation )

Person 1: I went out to the new Thai place past night
Person 2 : got invite
Person1 : it was a family thing ....
Person 2 : family thing that I didn't get invite too

by jamespiggott December 27, 2015

You just got besorgt!

Getting besorgt means to do or say something stupid or nonsensical.

“You just got besorgt!”

by Edna913 November 15, 2019