sick my duck

An unexplicit way of saying suck my dick.

Boy: If I title this paper sick my duck, i hope i can still get an A.

by FlyAway July 19, 2011

duck sauce

duck sauce typically means you are the gayest person ever. Anythng you so is just saucey . To be called a duck or duck sauce is just a complete slap in the face

The kids who pop their collars at parties and think they pick up ladies are duck sauces.

by CJ Carlson December 14, 2008

Cranberry duck

sucking shit out of ones bum hole whilst underwater then swimming to the serfice and shouting cranberry duck.

Jake hardman was the winner of cranberry duck, because he had the most shit in his mouth.

by Bashly Gilludny February 15, 2009

Toilet Duck

When you're sitting on the toilet, and you get an erection which gets stuck under the toilet seat.

Often a painful experience.

"I'll be out of the bog in a minute, I've got toilet duck"

by gitboxcowboy July 30, 2012

paddle duck

dick who thinks he can keep sunderland afloat in the prem but has no chance

ricky (paddle duck) sbragia

by donald duck 2 May 11, 2009

Duck Wax

The sweaty slime that builds up around a males nut sack.

Brad: I need to take a shower man, I have major duck wax.
Girlfriend: OHHH SICK!
Brad: *giggles*

by Cannabeth November 13, 2011

Drunk Duck

1. An intoxicated duck

2. The latest Disney character

3. When Daffy has a little bit too much fun

4. When you throw a Lost Abbey Beer at someone

1. The drunk duck was wobbling dangerously on the edge of a volcano

2. Disney's latest show, Drunk Duck, has received much criticism.

3. Daffy was totally drunk ducked last night

4. Dude I totally drunk ducked Daffy last night

by TheUltimateJaywalker October 7, 2016