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couch fuckin

the act of fucking the cushions of a couch. A plastic bag is often used to catch the cum
Before I met you. All I was doing was couch fuckin
by Peter long lasting June 27, 2010
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Couch Potato-ness

The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.
Justin rather enjoys his couch potato-ness, but only on the weekends.
by Webes00 July 23, 2010
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Couchtogether

When you and a few friends "get together" and generally reside on the couch the whole time. watching tv, eating delicious yet sinful snacks, bs-ing, and cuddling are a few of the activities that take place at a couchtogether
Dick: so whats goin on tonight?

Jane: im thinkin about hittin up a few ppl and havin a couchtogether, wanna come?

Dick: yeah sounds like a plan, i feel like just chillin anyway
by Foster grunt January 2, 2011
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couch flower

a chic who could do something with themselves but opts for marathons of wheel of fortune, chain smoking and not seeing daylight for long stretches of time, but complains about being bored and having no friends online
that chic used to party ,but now she doesnt do shit but memorize the internet and watch gameshows! she really bloomed into a couch flower!
by yourmomsfb September 14, 2010
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couch plant

I would couch plant Evinger .. for an A+.
by couchplanter October 28, 2010
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Caughtinmouth

A condition, when ones one's mouth is filled with pubic hair. Normally occurs after oral sex with a person who has recently "trimmed the bush".
Dude, I was eatin' out this hot chick and after words I had the worst case of caughtinmouth.
by Manifest Man June 14, 2011
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couchlete

couch plus athlete combined- when you do leg lifts and other easy exercises on the couch while watching TV
Let's stop being couchletes after we finish this show and go outside for some fresh air!
by Kriemel September 19, 2011
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