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burger

demonym of people from the United States. It's a reference to their infatuation of fast food hamburgers made from questionable sources, their unintellectual obsession with basing complicated economic matters on the price of a McDonald's Big Mac, and the fact that the United States has one of the highest obesity rates in the world.
Burger: "I support bombing other countries because the United States is the greatest country in the world."
Rest of the world: "Shut up, you stupid burger."
*U.S. empire collapses*
by usaempirecollapsewatcher January 24, 2024
mugGet the burgermug.

glitter burger

When a stripper puts her crotch on your face
Wife: why do you have glitter on your face at 2 a.m.?

Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.
by Jarhead4life February 15, 2022
mugGet the glitter burgermug.

Nothing-Burger

A word used solely to help Americans grasp the concept of nothing
A Nothing-Burger would just be two hamburger buns, because there’s nothing in the burger
by TheBingusMan May 19, 2023
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Jalama Burger

A fat girl’s sandy vagina with extra cheese on it. A naturally occurring phenomenon, usually experienced when a fat girl gets loaded up on Alfie's Fish n Chips and then let’s some local sailor plow into her missionary 5th-base style on the beach with no towel down, kicking up copious amounts of sand into her fur-burger.
Me: You got any plans for the weekend?

Scott: Oh, just eatin’ the ole Jalama Burger
by Gaysofthunder69 January 3, 2020
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Burgers

Those Jordan’s are burgers, with cheese too!
by Dayton 1080P February 9, 2021
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bussy burger

When a man’s ass is just as wet(or wetter) than the average pussy.
“I was really shocked when my bf broke up with me because he liked bussy burger more than my pussy.”
by Bussy Burger August 5, 2023
mugGet the bussy burgermug.

Burger Death

Any fastfood place that sells bugers made of beef that causes death by arteries clogging, fecal matter, or shitty quality beef. Or and or a burger that causes extreme diharea which may lead to death!
1)Lets go to buger death for a wopper Jr.
2)That Burger death killed my toilet!
by BurgerboyMG January 8, 2011
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