dyson ball

Dragging your balls across a girl's face while she attempts to suck on it.

I gave her a dyson ball, but she kept missing.

by Chingchong October 7, 2013

Rippy Ball

A game that one plays with a partner.
An elite sport, Rippy Ball incorporates elements of Tennis and baseball with velcro, which sees one player throw the tennis ball to the other, with the aim of the game to catch the ball in the velcro catching disc. It makes a ripping noise when the ball is removed from the disc.

Hence the term, "rippy" ball.

Rippy Ball Grip Ball

by lanalanalana December 28, 2011

Dead Balled

The occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his testicles to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. Or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own nutsack.

"oi what happened to Barry?"

"poor bloke went and Dead Balled himself."

by metalfr3q December 31, 2011

Ball-dance

The act of moving one's genitals across women parts, specifically the face.

After she took her clothes, she wanted me to ball-dance on her so I did.

by Skillz13 March 16, 2011

Ball Fakes

A lacrosse term, mainly for offense man. Its the act of camouflaging the ball into a flying man eating unicorn, so the defenseman will be confused. Once you are done having fun with the defenseman you turn the man eating unicorn into the ball and you rip. This skill will win championships guaranteed.

The team worked on Ball Fakes for practice.

by lax brother bear June 22, 2011

Shoe Balls

Shoe Balls are similar to blue balls. One gets shoe balls by shopping for amazing shoes but not actually making a purchase. The shoe balls condition can be compounded by trying on shoes in the store, thus realizing how much pleasure the shoes can bring you if you were to buy them, but ultimately not bringing any shoes home due to time or budget constraints. The shoes act as a major tease and can actually leave an aching in one's heart and soul, and potentially even one's crotch (depending on the severity of the shoe addiction and the price/sexiness of the shoes).

Lindsay visited the Stuart Weitzman shoe store on Fifth Avenue, then went to the shoe floor at Saks, but didn't purchase anything. She left with a major case of shoe balls.

by LindsayM November 4, 2011

Balls Marinara

extermely sweaty and smelly testicles esp. after a long hot day of work

I hate that I have to wear these heavy pants to work all the time, I get the worst case of balls marinara!

by Maverick33 September 22, 2011