Don’t take your guns to town

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!

Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.

by DaveShaw June 7, 2018

fingure gun

An action used to symbolise that something is lit or sick

"oh man that is so worth a fingure gun"

by RubbaDubb2020 May 2, 2018

son of a gun

a phrase that suggests the person is brutal and conniving

You lucky son of a gun.

by lurgertor May 20, 2020

gunning it down

The act of masturbating oneself in jail or prison to a female guard assuming inmate is heterosexual. An additional yr. plus can be added to sentence if one is caught in the act.

The other night Reggie in CB 4 got caught gunning it down. He got another year added on to his sentence.

by 1956 Squirrel July 21, 2017

gun

a thing that shott things.

I got shot by a gun.

by ZLSKDFV June 7, 2023

cum gun

when you plug your dick and let go leading to a water gun like hose.

I cum guned all over

by the creator 420 May 7, 2024

been listening to alot of guns and roses

This is code word for a straight or closeted male who has been sneaking around having lots of slutty gay sex with multiple male partners &/or involved in gay bukkake gang bang sessions as the one getting jizzed on, aka duding on the Down low

Joey: Hey, where have you been man, long time no see?
Rodrigo: I’ve been listening to alot of guns and roses lately.
Joey: Oh that’s cool man, I never really got into them… wait a minute, are you covered in egg whites?! What is all that goo?!

by BettyYellowSplash December 20, 2024