dad

another name for a males dick

Stfu and eat dad

by giantslayer1999 May 27, 2022

Step dad joke

Dad Joke to offensive to tell your own children, but if it’s someone else’s you don’t care.

I probably shouldn’t tell you that joke. It’s more of a step dad joke.

by John Bob Poff July 19, 2023

best ok dad in the world

hes just ok

dad i got you this mug that says your the best ok dad in the world

by eeeeeeeeee.e March 18, 2021

world's best dad mug

The perfect gift for when you forget Father's Day.

"Did you remember Father's Day is tomorrow?"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"

by JustYourBoy September 18, 2017

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits. Everyone knows that shitting the morning after a night of drinking feels different- this phenomenon is called DADS.

I got so shit faced last night; I can feel my huge DADS coming.

by RussianJew December 30, 2020

Josh/dad

Josh the guy that went to go get smokes drops you off at your moms and leaves for 5 years comes back bc he “ missed you” calls you something mean ( FAT) you believe him so you try to change yourself bc you want to be loved my your dad so you do something like (stop eating snacks) then you get taken away by your mom (thank you mom ) and only see him for one summer month.

Josh/dad
You - my dad left
Me- sounds like josh

by Bruh666999 January 19, 2020

your dad

so your dad is a person

American guy: i thought he was a bear??!

no your mom is

Your Dad went to buy milk.

by anonymous April 6, 2022