5 second rule

You know when you have some fried chicken on your plate and it's the last piece at the cookout and of COURSE you drop it on the floor. Then what do you do? After all, it's disgusting to eat food that fell on the floor. Well, the 5 SECOND RULE says that after 5 seconds, any food that fell on the floor immediately becomes un-germified. So after 5 seconds, eat whatever you dropped on the floor, cuz the rule is what really matters.

John: "Damn I dropped my slice of pizza on the floor."
Mike: "That's too bad."
John: "Oh well," ::picks slice up and waits five seconds:: "5 second rule!" ::BITE!::

by M July 10, 2004

5-D State Of Mind

Having a clear conscious and a strong since of self awareness. Moving or operating in a realm where you are able to move back and forth through time & space. Actively using your creation & imagination abilitys to change the world around you.

Today I work up with a 5-D State Of Mind so nothing you say or do can effect me.

by Terrance Morgan May 27, 2013

5&1/2 pack

when someone has abs that are slightly slanted or uneven, appearing as if half an ab is missing

never make fun of someone for having a 5&1/2 pack.
1. they will endlessly venture for their missing and elusive half-ab, ultimately leading to their demise
2. They still have 5&1/2 more abs than you

by cheetaela October 23, 2013

5 dollar meat deal

Jacking someone off for 5 dollars.

5 dollar meat deal.

by Stareater January 29, 2014

Cat 5 Shit Storm

Highest classification of post Mexican meal bathroom experience

We went to Burrito City last night for dinner and by 8:00pm I was headed toward the Leeward Islands (closest bathroom to the living room) as a Cat 5 Shit Storm!

by Urban humor September 21, 2017

mahala high 5 brigade

The collective noun for self-purported 'writers' on online blogs that come out guns blazing in support for each other whenever any reader critiques their 'over-writing' or 'over-use' of subjective writing or just poor writing in general no matter whether they are correct or not... simply blinded by their own perceived online worth...

Oh oh here come the lame 'Mahala high 5 brigade' to soil logic on this thread...

Oh oh the here comes the 'Mahala high 5 brigade' self flagellation circle...

by Simpiwe December 7, 2011

Crying over 5 men

Defined as Showing the emotion of sadness with a hint of clowning specifically on Twitter over the members of One direction Niall, Liam, Louis, Harry and Zayn especially after the hiatus since they are sincerely missed.

Oh One of the boys tweeted ? I bet elle, em and shaim doing the Crying over 5 men right now .

by lizyn January 11, 2021