assplosion

The condition of the urgent need of a toilet because of upcoming mass defecation. The large intestine usually builds in gas pressure repeatedly, then fortunately subsides as you drive around looking for the best fast food restaurant to rush the restroom. As you park, the inevitable last build throws you from the car, you burst into a stall, and you barely drop your pants in time before the assplosion occurs. If your ass does not create a seal with the seat, the assplosion produces colorful feces all around the stall including walls, toilet, floor, and sometimes ceiling. Strangely, the toilet paper is untouched so you are able to make a clean getaway and vow never to return to that establishment. It makes for a good story every time you pass another similar restaurant.

We can't go to that Wendey's again because of the assplosion of 2011.

by urbanparker May 4, 2015

Chineyman

Term used for a male of Asian decent or origin.

John is a Chineyman. He's from Korea or somewhere.

by unstable bob August 10, 2017

That'll Show Them

Sarcastic phrase the receiver of a threat says when someone threatens to do something whereby their threats are deemed to be better off for the receiver of the threat.

Muslims: We muslims will boycott Europe if you do not comply with Sharia law!

Receiver: Yeah, that'll show them!

Woman: We will strip naked to protest the patriarchy!

Men: Yeah that'll show them!

by Jeronleow May 29, 2018

Bingley Time

Working many hours over the standard working week in order to pay for booze and cheap hookers

Fuck me, that bit of Bingley Time will get me a right session at Winston's.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 4, 2019

Tard Motel

Motel located on Classen Blvd in Norman. Shitty ass motel filled with ou tards that you should never go to because it has tard DNA. This motel also seems ghetto asf and just looks like trash.

I stayed at Tard Motel once and it was so bad, there were dead bugs and blood stains everywhere.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

Wenis man

Wenis man or wenis boy, typically a moms boyfriend that won't get on the "scary" rides with you at the fair/carnival, acts like a weenie boy and usually gets kicked on the floor afterwards.

You little wenis boy! Too scared to get on the big rides are you? Don't wanna go upside-down? WENIS MAN WENIS MAN.

by ThunderNoodle June 19, 2021

Hoshna

Hoshna, aka wheezly, or sofi. The rat (or puppy) of junior Grimes

Born 23 january 2014, known as being the emotional support for junior during his worse time of existence and the closest emotional bond old J had that kept him from fully embracing the darkness.

For wheezly is the cutest little rata that kept junior, poachy and wendybone happy (and tortoise) but since nothing lasts forever the inevitable occurred which only further secured juniors transformation into The Forbidden One.

most emotional attachment probably besides winy, but that’s another topic

Hoshna (or sofi possibly) is the first name given to her with her first words known as “bogashlova”

Also has different other names knowing junior grimes and his juniorisms and devious ways.

Famous for being the only rat (doggy) that can talk

Hoshna is forever the heart of junior the egomaniac and poshy and willybone

Hoshna, wheezly, da Ret is the cutest. 🐀

Junior: *crying in his bedroom*

Hoshna: *appears in his bed* ruff

Junior: 0-o ?

Hoshna: *wags tail*

Junior: awwww she’s so cute ! Ay que bonita !!

Hoshna: mm,

_____

Willybone: *playing fortnite late at night*

Hoshna: do you have any idea what time it is?! Get in the room fatty!

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Hoshna is a 🐀 and cute animal who is forever immortalized

by Outlooker of omens December 2, 2021