Andrea didn’t wash her hands after playing with Adam’s stinky dick. Her fingers smelt like smegma so we all called her dick fingers.
by Myrtleton November 22, 2024
Get the Dick Fingersmug. After you win NNN, you must nut the same amount of times as the day e.g. for the first day, you nut once, on the second day, you nut twice, on the thirty first you nut 31 times. Anything goes during DDD weather you have sex or you nut to femboys, everything goes. Good luck soldiers
James: Yo bro, NNN just ended, you survive?
Davis: I did, but now the real challenge starts, destroy dick December…
Davis: I did, but now the real challenge starts, destroy dick December…
by Tweaking the fuck out rn November 13, 2024
Get the Destroy dick Decembermug. by Ltrllwilliams June 3, 2017
Get the chlorine dickmug. The majority of modern day politics, where politicians resort to name calling and seeing who can piss off the other through childish tactics and blatant hypocrisy rather than meaningfully challenging their opponents on their ideas.
"Sleepy Joe is such a loser, he did bad in school."
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".
by Lengend47 January 6, 2021
Get the limp dick politicsmug. by hatdogman_6 January 25, 2024
Get the Nolan has dick cheesemug. 
