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Dick

to describe an annoying person
That guy is being such a dick
by Dickbeens September 30, 2021
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Dick Fingers

Dirty dick fingers that smell like smegma.
Andrea didn’t wash her hands after playing with Adam’s stinky dick. Her fingers smelt like smegma so we all called her dick fingers.
by Myrtleton November 22, 2024
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Destroy dick December

After you win NNN, you must nut the same amount of times as the day e.g. for the first day, you nut once, on the second day, you nut twice, on the thirty first you nut 31 times. Anything goes during DDD weather you have sex or you nut to femboys, everything goes. Good luck soldiers
James: Yo bro, NNN just ended, you survive?
Davis: I did, but now the real challenge starts, destroy dick December
by Tweaking the fuck out rn November 13, 2024
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Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over

Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over
Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over
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chlorine dick

When you get out of a pool and you dick is shriveled and stiff at the same time
Its hard to piss getting out of the pool, damn you chlorine dick!
by Ltrllwilliams June 3, 2017
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limp dick politics

The majority of modern day politics, where politicians resort to name calling and seeing who can piss off the other through childish tactics and blatant hypocrisy rather than meaningfully challenging their opponents on their ideas.
"Sleepy Joe is such a loser, he did bad in school."
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".
by Lengend47 January 6, 2021
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Nolan has dick cheese

This is a statement that any man named Nolan has an overwhelming amount of dick cheese.
Do you guys smell that? Is that Nolan! Nolan has dick cheese!
by hatdogman_6 January 25, 2024
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