dick demotion

the act or process of reducing friends to a lower priority so you can get dick.

Sarah realized she'd gotten a dick demotion when Paula made a weekend full of plans with her new lover.

by vonLegs October 6, 2023

rehearsal dick

The old dick you have to get, before you get all the new dick, because it's been a while since you had dick, so you have to reacquaint yourself with the ways of dick.

"We're definitely gonna have sex soon...I'm nervous though, I haven't had sex in aaaaaaages"

"You need to get yourself some rehearsal dick first, reacquaint yourself. Get the old little black book out."

by That_Bev December 8, 2017

Dick

Dick, Dick is a penis.

Dayum that dick last night was great.

by Smexy 😩 May 27, 2021

Bitch Dick

A small useless penis. To be used as an insult.

You bitch dick on a titty stick!

by Loothoarder53 February 22, 2017

MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX

You are minding your own business and this guy hates his job as bored to tears.

You been here over an hour and did II tell you , "I am doing this because I have MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX as my superior has a much bigger DICK as I snuck a peak at the urinals before they erected the urinal walls but you must exit the property immediately and dumb ass bus rider " as I have a bus pass";, " I don't care".

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 19, 2021

urban dick

Someone who uses Urban Dictionary to spew hate, racism, sexism, prejudice, discrimination and the like, instead of providing an actual definition of an actual word.

LOL this dude just posted some nasty ish about what's-her-name on the Urban Dictionary!
Oh don't mind him he's just an urban dick.

by modicumx January 25, 2025

vacation dick

A large dick that's nice to look at and great for one night but not everyday. A no anal dick

In South Padre I'm going to scope out a vacation dick on the beach. -single woman or a hoe

by Stick287 June 17, 2016