Rowdy Dick

A very skanky, infested, moldy, infected looking dick.

This rancher in Missouri decided to jerkoff after working some livestock, next thing you know he had the rowdy dick....gross.

by Lorddizzik February 11, 2017

Dick head

Camron

Friend 1: don’t be a dick head

Friend 2: you mean a camron

by No you ___ March 4, 2019

Hop off my dick

when a person is constantly riding your dick with no registered license

She stay riding my dick like hop off my dick it’s becoming annoying

by jaylaharmani June 7, 2024

Suck Dick Day

Every October 20th You get to suck any guys dick without it being gay.

that guy over there just sucked that one guys dick. oh wait i forgot its october 20th meaning it is suck dick day. you can suck anyones dick without it being gay.

by Aqua_Is_Aqua October 7, 2021

Dick

A penis

Or some bitch that makes fun of you

"Sup dick!"
"fuck did i do?"
"thats what u r"

"oh wow thats a big dick"

by nogivesashit.com April 22, 2022

vacation dick

A penis that is great to recieve occasionally but not worthy of regularly. Normally larger than your average sized penis. This penis is usually AMAZING, too amazing that if revieved daily it would lose its touch.

James has a "vacation dick" but it's too amazing to make it a boyfriend dick.

by Drea88 June 16, 2016

Dicks & Fish Scale

(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.

Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.

by Big Guy Richard April 26, 2022