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Ninja dick

When a guy sends a pic or video of his penis without warning. it comes out of nowhere like a ninja
I was messaging jack about the school work, then all of a sudden out of nowhere he sent ninja dick.
by humansvs aliens January 1, 2017
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rolled up dick

After she patted him on the belly, Greg replied "Careful now. That's rolled up dick."

Related: "When I'm fightin' its muscle. When I'm fuckin' its dick." Refers to beer gut.
by Memphis Pigleon August 26, 2009
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Snotty Dick

When you giving him a little sucky sucky and you sneeze getting snot all over his dick.
Bro1: Yo fam I was getting a little sucky from Avs and I went to far and she gave me a snotty dick.
Bro2: Ew that's fucking gross as hell man.
by Sucka McCock October 10, 2016
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Dick Weasel

Someone who weasels around for the dick.
by Zack And Cheese September 26, 2022
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Chicks with Dicks

A game about guessing if the pic is of a woman or a transgender.

Rules: There are covered images (pics with the groin region cropped out) and then the answer pics
people try to guess if there's a pussy or a dick underneath
after everyone has guess the game master posts the answer pic and see whos right
tally up how many you got right and whoever has the most wins.
May refer to transgender woman with a penis.
Bro I just played a game of chicks with dicks and jack got all the femboy ones right I think he's gay.
by The cock peddler January 14, 2021
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Dick

Dick is a name for a male human it means tall and handsome man
by kintg of kings December 24, 2017
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Suck my dick in Macy's window

You want me to do what?!?!!! Suck my dick in Macy's window.
by Cleonefertiti May 23, 2022
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