condensed dick

When your dick is not big, but it has hella mass.

-Daaaaaaaaaamn, he got a condensed dick, it made me cum in like 2 minutes.

by blackyniggerface December 5, 2016

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Bulgarian Dick Needle

A public torture method in Bulgaria where your dick gets put in a custom fitting dick guillotine while they tie your arms and legs to boards. But, instead of cutting off your dick they stick a needle all the way through your urethra.

“yo man did you hear about the guy who was sentenced to a public Bulgarian Dick Needle.”

by Bulgarian tweedler beeder January 23, 2025

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Dick sucker

Something Joesph Harold does too often

Joesph is the number 1 dick sucker at Farmington

by Todd44 April 28, 2017

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Bag of dicks

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.

That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.

by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

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Bambi dick

1) A penis that is either inexperienced, awkwardly enthusiastic, or still experimenting with how to navigate sexual satisfaction for a partner, whether male or female. Often compared to a newborn deer taking its first steps.

2) A penis with little-to-no skill or finesse in sexually satisfying a partner, characterized by clumsy enthusiasm, misdirected movements, or a general lack of coordination. Usually implies a need for improvement rather than being endearing.

Dude, his Bambi Dick last night was literally just panicking and i had to leave

by TeejayeDeloach August 2, 2025

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