Don't dress up for hoes

A defense for criticism accusing one of being sloppy, unattractive, or unprepared. It suggests that the upcoming event or people in it are not worthy of the effort, or outcome is bought and paid for.

"Is that what you are wearing to Thanksgiving dinner? You know my grandma will be there. At least take a shower!"

"Whatever man, I don't dress up for hoes."

by R. Lethe February 19, 2025

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

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Jabbered Up

A phrase used when you are really excited about something.

Someone: “Wow you’re really excited.”
Me: “Yea I’m super jabbered up right now!”

by 3words8letterssayitandimyours February 20, 2025

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Dirtying Up The Fridge

Where someone tongue punches a butthole until the poop comes out

“Did you see Johnny dirtying up the fridge on Jeff? It looked like a chocolate fountain after he was done”

by BrerMason February 21, 2025

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FBI Open Up

When you are watching TV involving suspicious amonguses in your house

Guy: "I think I'll play some Among Us"
Guy: "Ooh I'm impostor"
Guy: "I think I'll kill this guy"
FBI: "FBI open up"

by MeowMeow3030 February 22, 2025

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wake up call fart

A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.

Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.

by Ray Veege February 23, 2025

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