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home-grown dick

When you have a long distance boyfriend and you need a side dude to fulfill your dick needs. So you need a dude in your town.
by Your main hoes December 19, 2016
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dick

you can suck mine <3
step 1- twist that dick shit mad hard till i cum

step 2- put that shit in your mouth real deep in there
step- keep sucking till u cant no more
by hotdicksucker December 16, 2021
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Charlemagne's dick size

Hym "Like, it isn't 'brave' for him to talk about if he's got a big-fat-cock. Really! How is that- Oh wait, it's not reality. Ha! THAT is what we can learn from this. The Christians/Jews will spend an UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF MAN-HOURS to erase anyone who makes a compelling argument against their incest/suffering cult and have likely threatened anyone who would allow me to succeed into silence. What they don't know is this: THEY WON'T ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO ENFORCE ANY FORM OF RETALIATION AGAINST ME. They won't be able to come after your because to come after you they would have to admit they are doing what they are doing.... Which is an INSANE THING TO DO TO A GUY. They're fucking not jobs. They're not going to sue anybody. They aren't going to be able to destroy your career. Because they will be in a cage. That is what THIS is trying to avoid. People who are ✌️✊️✌️Too important to fail✌️✊️✌️ are going to go into a cage. One of them is probably a kike. He WILL flee to Israel. Jordan Peterson is probably already there. He's got his return-ticket in his back pocket at all times. He is their apologetics champion and they will defend him with their lives... Which is the opposite of how champions are supposed to work but whatever man. Everything's gravy. But Charlemagne's dick size is not a brave thing for Charlemagne to write about if his cock is fat. Nobody is running around berating people for having a fat cock."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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suck a dick a cockus

Famously made by Alessandro Angelo. When someone sucks a penis while it’s inserted in someone’s anus.
Last night these two drunk girls have me a suck a dick a cockus
by BigGuyMike November 4, 2020
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little dick zandre

A gay fagot that is rasist but won’t admit he also believes that he is a juice god but has a half centimete dick shmeaty boy
by James and Brian February 23, 2018
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TINY DICK

A tiny dick is a dick 3 inches or less
If your name is Cayden then you have a tiny dick
by Bella..Taylor September 11, 2023
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Dick-chesty

Bills dick burns when he pees. He probably has a dick-chesty.

Tyler had anal so many times with that chick he got a dick-chesty.
by Lil.miss.fun November 4, 2023
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