Dick-tac

A rude guy with a tic-tac size manhood.

...did you see that car swerve in front of me?? This dick-tac cut me off!!!

by MNtransplant December 8, 2019

shit'n dick

other word for fucked;sex

Bob:wait, u got sum pushy?

Rob: yup, shit'n dick inside of her

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

Ujds=Uniform jobs dick suckers

the females in armed forces who are neither qualified nor having the academic skills it takes. Hence wielding their beauty, rich connectivity and sexual tricks to hold onto the job.

Hope you saw those UJDS=uniform jobs dick suckers sent to set you up.

by Bomis Bakre Bamidele October 3, 2023

Pluto Dick

A dick that was once classified as a standard dick to one so small it is no longer classified as a dick. A dick too small to be seen with the naked eye.

She was expecting someone with a little more than a Pluto Dick. It's so small it cannot be seen by the naked eye.

by Lildval November 24, 2017

Dick-tac

When you put a tic tac in your dick hole before a blowjob for a pleasant blast of flavor!

Brandon dick-tacced me, it was a amazing surprise of orange flavor!

by Yimmmmmsayin December 13, 2018

Dick

Alejandro

Alejandro is a dick.

by boneham November 22, 2014

vacation dick

Dick that you can only have once in awhile because it soooo good...hence, for two weeks a year max (vacation time).

Girl, that was so real vacation dick. If I had that all year long, I would never get any work done!

by Santana0520 June 12, 2016