jesus fucking christ

when ur actually severely injured and.......

Rob: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY FUCKING ARM IS FUCKING CUT OPEN LIKE A PUSSY GOD HELP THE FUCKING PAIN FGFHTDGHFHGDHDFSGRSGHFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKK *inhales* AHAGAGAHGAGAHYHAHAAAAGAGAGGGAGAAAAAAÀÆAAAAAA *lungs start to collapse* HAGHAGHAGAHHGAGAGEEEAAAAAAAAA WHYYYYYUUUUUU AUGEGHGHGHGHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *right lung is collapsed* LORD PLEASE SEND ME TO HEAVEN BEFORE I DIE I'M SORRY FOR BEING HORNY, WATCHING HENTAI, AND JERKING OFF, AGAHAGAFGFFGAAAAAAAAAA *fucking dies*

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

fuck buddy

someone who fucks another on a purely sexual bases from time to time

My neighbor was my fuck buddy and caught feelings so he broke it off and killed me.

by beotchitsmedontyouknow November 16, 2021

fuck buddy

a relationship in which a person sexually pleases the other on a non-platonic bases

My fuck buddy caught feelings for me so I broke it off and he killed me.

by beotchitsmedontyouknow November 16, 2021

Fucked on

really drunk, high or in any state where you cannot calculate 2 + 2.
Synonyms include: druck, high, flicked, toasted, zonked, fried, baked, seitzed, tore up, zooted

Wow alex, after that gb I am really fucked on.

by Mercer Slang November 17, 2021

Fuck fort

When you put a blankie over your bean bag to have sex under without others seeing

Let’s have sex in our fuck fort, it’s safer there.

by BeansNotBeans November 19, 2021

fuck funk

Fuck funk is when you are just in a funk and come off grumpy and moody when really all you need is a good fuck

“Why is Steven in such a funk” “Ugh he’s just in a fuck funk”

by Ally Herbert November 19, 2021

fuck bi furry

a person that didnt even bother reading the reviews

did you even read the reviews you fuck bi furry

by finvasion123 November 20, 2021