Flyswamp Dick

Originating from Sweden, Flyswamp Dick indicates when a person places a cable tie around the base of their own or someone else's ballsack and tightens it to the point where the ballsack comes together to form the shape of a majestic death cap.

Commonly believed to only being used by sti carriers in order to scare off and deter possible sexual partners whilst having the infection. However this couldn't be further from the truth. The real reason this technique is being used is because it looks really f***ing cool.

"Woah dude this is a crazy party, just look at the f***ing flyswamp dick on that guy. I wish I had one of those."

-"Dude i get you. Should we stop by at Home Depot on the way home?"

by OmbreHombre March 18, 2021

Needle Dick Bug Fucker

A disagreeable fellow, a peckerwood, an asshole, a fucktard.

Donald Trump is a needle dick bug fucker. Actually, the entire Republican party consists of needle dick bug fuckers.

by fidness 1957 February 18, 2025

dick

extended clip

ı got a glock with a dick

by bigniggerballshd May 22, 2020

dick head

a person who likes to play around w girls and also enjoy hurting others.

oh ! look the dick head just joined the group.

by pussaysay March 19, 2019

Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.

“Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

BIG DICK

Something I probably will never have

I don’t and never will have a big dick

by BigOnigger May 29, 2022

dick wad

A slow person who can’t understand shit.

Shut up dick wad

by LILNINIINIGA February 23, 2024