vacation dick

A dick that is too small or too large to recieve on a daily basis as opposed to the desired size of a boyfriend dick.

boyfriend dick

I hooked up with a guy last night who had a vacation dick, not sure I would want to sleep with him again but it was a fun and new experience.

by ToasterStroodles June 13, 2016

military dick

A chode. Thick and wide penis. SUPER veiny. You just KNOW this dudes in the military. His dick is a living entity.

That Sebastian kid has a real meaty military dick.

by ahgetawayfromme June 4, 2020

Dick pic

Dick pic something you send your sister2

My brother sent me a dick pic and it was big as fuck I'd like to suck it
I sent a dick pic to my sister and now she wants to blow me

by BlackNiggerFromAfrica January 21, 2019

Aqua dick

Guys using movie celebrity names having to do with water

Guy pretending to be aquaman
That guy parading around online as aquaman is just some aqua dick

by Dialysister January 27, 2024

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

Bland dick

When your dick needs some seasoning before your girl eats it normally a flavor lube.

But some flavor on that bland dick before I eat it.

by Ivanieortiz July 19, 2017

dick drizzle

A hard working young man who drives a tooted up Tacoma, he fucks all the bad bitches, and beats up all the snitches. Also rolls a mean backwood.

What’s up dick drizzle you fina come over and roll that backwood.

I thought it was raining but it was actually dick drizzle.

by Lean king. Ig dick_drizzle December 3, 2020