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suck my dick day

suck my dick day is the day where you have to suck my “dick”
by for the boys xx August 2, 2021
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Mountain dick

Of walkers or hikers that are constantly on the go, Mountain dick is a disorder that strikes roughly 2-3 hours into a hike.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.
Look at Bill, he's got mountain dick!

Great, pissed on myself again, I've got severe mountain dick!
by Flatulent_monkeh August 20, 2025
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Dick rider

Someone who is always up someone else's ass and does whatever they say
Dude john is such a dick rider for the Mayor doing whatever he says
by Papa_D April 11, 2023
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Dick Lisp

A speaking disorder gained particularly by males from gobbling large amounts of cock.
Did you here Jordan'a dick lisp. I heard we went backpacking through Europe and participated in what the Germans call Wurstzubereitung.
by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017
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BDD (bad dick day) :(

A BDD is the opposite of a GDD (good dick day). This is a man's worse nightmare when he is thinking about pulling his manhood out in front of his friends or a girl. Guys can do an assessment of their dick by looking/grabbing shortly and can determine whether or not he is going to wish he never pulled his johnson out. But let's be honest, every guy has BDDs, we just try to limit the exposure of them so that our buddies don't think we have a micropenis! Causes of BDDs can include the cold, nervousness, post gym, just got out of the pool, being repulsed by a fat sow of a woman, or if you are just being a fucking cuck.
B- "Damn bro check this shit out, my dick is saggin' and looks good as fuck right now!"
K- "Wow! That is a nice, flaccid looking cock, man! I wish mine looked that big..."
B- "Ah don't say that man, we all have BDDs. It's all dependent on the kind of day you're having."
K- "Well I guess I've had a BDD for the past 8 months because my wife never wants to let me have sex with her. When I try to she just laughs and says 'Is it in yet?' Then she invites Michael over and he beats that shit up..."
B- "That's fucking why you cuck, you've turned yourself into a BDD having loser. LMAO"
K- "What causes BDDs bro? I need to have sex with my wife!"
B- "Well BDDs or bad dick days, is when your cock is not looking its finest and it looks like a Hershey kiss. They can be caused by a good pump from the gym, being cold, or in your case, just being a cuckboy beta male sissy dick."
K- "Do you want to fuck my wife?"
B- "Bro..."

BDD (bad dick day) :(
by CoolHandLuke567 March 27, 2023
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Dick

A dick can also be referring to a clip of a gun as big as a dick used by NLE choppa
NLE choppa: glizzly got a beam and it came wit a dick (no homo

Person: I didn’t know NLE was gay
by Cuzxo2Squinty December 7, 2019
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call in dick

When a woman has a night of too much lovin' and can't make it to work the next morning.
"Hey, I didn't see you at work yesterday"

"I know, I went out with my new boyfriend and had to call in dick"
by fishboy123 August 30, 2013
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