This occurs when a woman has so much hair in her pussy that it starts to get tangled up. This is caused by an unusually fast growing rate around the vagina. It can be quite painful at times. A pussy weave has even been known to actually stop a dick from entering the vagina. The only time a woman gets a weave in her pussy is when she has an overly active hair growing problem, doesn't take care of it and keeps it ungroomed. This usually results in divorce or break ups in a relationship because the man doesn't want to fuck a weave.
Sarah had a major pussy weave so I fucked her in the ass instead.
I left my wife because she never took care of her pussy. She had a weave the size of Marge Simpson's hair in between her legs!
That bitch cried because she had to untangle that giant fucking weave between her legs.
I left my wife because she never took care of her pussy. She had a weave the size of Marge Simpson's hair in between her legs!
That bitch cried because she had to untangle that giant fucking weave between her legs.
by Gordon Dickshit October 25, 2006
by PV March 18, 2005
when you're such an asshole fucker that literally no human being in the whole world wants to fuck, or even touch you're micropenis. Asks literally everyone for nudes. Has really hot friends that get too much pussy and your entitled male ego is hurt
by dickmedownpls October 08, 2018
The combination of the words "shiny new toy", and "new pussy." A person that is fucked for sport, and to maintain one's sexual prowess...not for emotional support, or a long term relationship.
1) "So, why don't you get shiny pussy to take you to the airport?"
2) "This is Heather...my shiny pussy."
3) "Naw, man...I got rid of my old pussy, and replaced her with some shiny pussy."
2) "This is Heather...my shiny pussy."
3) "Naw, man...I got rid of my old pussy, and replaced her with some shiny pussy."
by Smiles9000 October 29, 2011
by HenDo915 August 11, 2018
Noun: The rissidue left above the upper lip following oral sex on a female. The liquid, otherwise known as pussy juice, forms around the lips to resemble the "Got Milk" mustache.
Douche: Man I ate that box like it was my lunch!
Friend: I can tell, you still have a pussy mustache going on!
Friend: I can tell, you still have a pussy mustache going on!
by Yekralem July 23, 2015
A Pussy That Is So Beautiful And Wet , Stays Wet All The Time ☺️ Makes You Fall In A Deep Love Trance ❤️ So Magical You Wonder If It’s Real 🤔
“ Man This Girl I Been Messing Around With Has Some Mermaid Pussy . I’m Really Feeling Her But I’m Not Sure If She Feels The Same “
by Asher_21 November 08, 2017