The Ham Man

A man who "goes and gets this bread" and returns with all of the ham instead.

Jake: Lets go get this bread!
Also Jake: *Returns with all the hams"
Jimmy: You are The Ham Man

by cReAM sOdA FaYGo September 11, 2018

Clock Man

A scary, illusive character that the internet cannot seem to find. Started as a post in the Flood forum.

Hey have we found Clock Man yet?
No, I've been searching for days.
Same here, Clock Man is quite the illusive figure

by Terrance Fishburne February 14, 2012

man filth

Semen.

After my husband and I spent some "quality time" together, I had to change the sheets because they were covered with man filth.

by Memphian November 23, 2009

Man Book

A woman's romantic novel

You are going to buy yourself one of your man books but you won't buy me a notebook for school

by DJRules15 October 20, 2015

Cave man

The act of smashing a can of beer against your head until it explodes open for you to chug. Also known to some as detonator

The name is taken from cave men who would often hit themselves or others in the head with their clubs.

“He keeps trying to cave man the beer but it just won’t pop!”

by Milan the dude July 7, 2020

man trim

To have intercourse with a man; the act of intercourse with a man.

Predominantly used by the gay male community, could also be applied to a female.

So, Wes, still not scoring any man trim?

by JohnnyProphet December 22, 2004

man-wife

A man who acts like a wife
A man who represents a/the wife (even if he is not gay and is married to a woman)
A femanine man in a marrige
A man who you are married to and he likes to crossdress as a woman on a regular basis
a man who does woman things (esp steryotypical woman like things) in a marrige?

Gail: hey sally, you're Howard ok? :)
Sally: yea, he right over there busy as a bee :)*pointing*
Gail: *looking* oh, i see he's hoovering while dressed like a woman
sally : yea, he's great. he's my man-wife ^_^

" I wish Eddie Izzard was my man wife" :)

by Bunkey letwat November 6, 2007