California Salad Bar

The place where you buy your weed.

Got some good kush from the California Salad Bar.

by FreshDangler April 6, 2016

Trash Salad

A salad which consists of only a head of lettuce (sometimes with ranch dressing dolloped on top, and/or bacon bits). Normally consumed by hand, without the use of utensils.

datrashmaaan eats his trash salad with pocket bacon and booster pack ranch

by horsenamedfriday July 2, 2025

Seizure salad

When someone has a seizure while performing a rim job.

I dated an epileptic guy to increase my chances of having a seizure salad.

by Black dahlia May 17, 2025

Kosher Salad

A statement that explains how "ok" something is.

Person1: that is so not kosher salad!

Person2: so what? i don't care if its ok or not to hit bob in the face.

by pivotninja1337 June 16, 2009

Crab Salad

When someone has both pubic lice—the crab(s)—and a yeast infection—the salad.

I heard that bitch Janie has been sleeping around too much and she caught crab salad.

by Jalsss April 5, 2022

Smooth her salad

The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.

Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad

by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016

salad vegan

Someone who goes vegan but hasn't learned what nutrition is, so they eat almost only vegetables. Usually gives up veganism after a month and tells everyone they could never do it.

Whether well-meaning or looking for attention, salad vegans usually give up veganism after a month of starvation, having consumed neither protein nor fat nor a nutritional recommendation, but with prolonged brain degeneration due to lack of vitamin B12, some go on to become the crazy neighbor next door.

by 195758109843 May 18, 2022