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Belgian Waffle Stomp

When you shit on someone’s mouth with their teeth closed and stomp it through their teeth.
That kid Bradley pissed me off, so I gave him a Belgian Waffle Stomp.
by Loganno January 14, 2019
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waffle-iron

Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.
Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
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Waffle

The stuff you eat for breakfast known as waffle!
Man, that waffle was good, bro!
by jackanator38 July 2, 2018
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reverse waffle

When you come to the office in the morning and stay until lunch, but work the rest of the day from home.
I'll be doing the reverse waffle today.
I'm reverse waffling.
by dashatron July 9, 2018
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Tweedle waffle

A person almost comparable to a twat waffle, but more useless
She expects everything... But does nothing.. and even her genitals smell like overdraft ... the dumb tweedle waffle
by Megumi Luna July 18, 2018
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Blue Waffles

The most scary, gross and sick image you'll see.

Search ´Blue Waffles´ on google and hit the ´I'm feeling lucky´ button.
by xHana July 26, 2018
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Human Waffle

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.
I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.
by MattyBNaps July 31, 2018
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