Golden waffles

When you can't wait for your girlfriend to drizzle syrup down your naked body

Hey honey, get those golden waffles over here right now!

by Heeheehee123 August 15, 2017

Blue waffle

Trust me after years and years of research

You do not wanna search it up

1:“Hey”
2:”Hi”
1:”search up blue waffle ;)”
2:”ok”
2:”…”

by averygoodhandle December 26, 2022

meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

Go Waffle House

A massive and violent verbal and physical overreaction to a perceived minor slight that results in a complete melee in a public setting.

“Waffle House” originated in late 2022 when drunk and informant customers began assaulting staff at a Waffle House

Go Waffle House: “What did you say??” Aww, no… I’m about to go full on Waffle House up in this piece!!!”

by Gspspinone January 11, 2023

waffled his copter

a sexual position!
what a couple does to have fun

she waffled his copter all night long

by dillon dibble July 30, 2007

Cooch Waffle

1.It means that a person is super funny and there is always laughs with them.
2.You are very outgoing and don't care about what people think or say about you.

Look at Betty she's such a cooch waffle!

by Mrs. Wiggles cooch waffle August 14, 2017

wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain

Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.

by Gordon Keith's Butler December 3, 2023