Matthew

He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.

"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."

by Camopilla May 28, 2024

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matthew

big retard

oh look at that matthew it’s a big retard!

by Luckychamer2.0 February 18, 2023

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Matthew Buller

A real faggot and a true cunt and has been since he came out of the womb, also normally a giant bitch

See that guy over there? Thats Matthew Buller and he's the real cunt here.

by Matthew8Buller August 2, 2018

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Matthew

Matthews is a patronymic surname meaning basically "son of Matthew." The given name Matthew, from which it is derived, means "gift of Yahweh" or "gift of God," from the Hebrew personal name Matityahu.

Matthew is from the bible and he is funny person and can attract girls easily.

by Zen-Derth June 13, 2019

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Matthew Tavarez

Beautiful human being

Person 1- his name is Matthew Tavarez
Person 2- isn’t that the guy who’s going to Standford?
Person 1- ya!

by goddamnit100 November 21, 2021

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Matthew

The most amazing of people. Massively endowed in every way. Urmom will love him.

Natural enemy of Dave's. Will attack on sight. Keep your Dave's away from Matthews to avoid permanent damage.

First person: Holy hell, who is that fine ass man over there talking to Urmom?

Second person: Ohh, that's just Matthew

by Peenchy July 29, 2022

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