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Dobrichian sausage

refers/makes reference to penis size above the global avarage measured by World Health Organization.

Informally known as well as Bulgarian Python in some cultures
Wow your Dobrichian Sausage is huge!

South Side Sausage  

Where Your Balls Are Above Your Dick This Could Be Anywhere Including Chest And Head
"Ken Has A South Side Sausage I Saw It"
South Side Sausage by UD Master December 9, 2008

hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley 

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.
" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

Santa Fe Sausage Roll

- the most deviant and perverse sexual act known to man. For liability reasons, we are unable to provide a full definition. However, we can say that it involves lots of Texas Pete, one penis, and two men.
Hopefully Tom will get drunk enough to night to try and old Santa Fe Sausage Roll.

The Great Australian Sausage

The move can be used when applying a bun as a sausage on the mans penis, the femal then proceeds to give the man a blowjob while eating the bun, going deeper and deeper until she eats all of the bun
"You hungry love?"
"Fuck yeh"
"Want to give The Great Australian Sausage a go?"

eating the sausage 

The act of biting off one's penis.
I was eating the sausage of Brock Venner last night.