The stringy bits of flesh that hang down from the roof of your mouth after having consumed scalding hot food. For oral abrasions caused by the texture of the food, rather than it being hot, use Captain Crunch Mouth.
Jim: Dude, why do you have needle-nosed pliers in your mouth?
Carey: Man, I got a bad case of the hot pocket herpes from those pizza rolls.
Carey: Man, I got a bad case of the hot pocket herpes from those pizza rolls.
by Anarchist Quaker June 2, 2009
Get the Hot Pocket Herpesmug. by Lisa the bomb Ass Chick November 11, 2007
Get the Pocket ping pongmug. by Rupert123 March 4, 2008
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug. A sex act in which the male vomits into the vaginal cavity of the female, and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the female.
by superduperpooper69 November 18, 2009
Get the Bixby Hot Pocketmug. A mix between a dirty Sanchez and a Alabama hot pocket. So you open up a chicks vag, shit in it, then fuck her, then take your dick out and rub the shit on her lip, creating a mustache.
by Tittyfuck69 January 22, 2014
Get the dirty hot pocketmug. The possesion; or holding of a single gram of cocaine.
A very small amount of cocaine, wrapped up in a tight knot.
A very small amount of cocaine, wrapped up in a tight knot.
by Little Vernon April 21, 2006
Get the knots in my pocketmug. omfg that alabama hot pocket from last night was almost as warm as your grandmas cookies-which are very hot
by 69cookie666 September 18, 2016
Get the alabama hot pocketmug.