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Treeing

At its most basic sense, to "tree" is the action of spending prolonged periods of time in a single spot. With this, the goal is often to adopt the lifestyle/lifecycle of a tree, which just consists of sitting in one spot its whole life and dying. Why, this term is quite subjective, as spots can range from someone living in the same city their whole life to being penned in one small room for days on end.
Man 1: "Come one, Jimmy, why won't you join us?"

Man 2: "I think Jimmy is highly depressed; he hasn't even left his house in weeks, let alone engaged in social interactions."

Jimmy: "I'm not depressed, I'm just treeing."

(little do they know, Treeing is often a sign of either a sense of fulfillment and lifelong satisfaction or deep sorrow and lack of motivation)
by Jamaican-me dinner? February 15, 2025
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That tree has a branch

It means then someone that looks like a female but its actually a male
This can be used for femboys
Freind1: bro meadow look fine asf Imma hook her up
Freind 2 : broThat tree has a branch
by FLWZY November 1, 2025
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Tree-fucking Carl

A mentally ill man from Northern New York who walks around with a chainsaw scaring little children, and fucking trees when nobody is looking.

Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.
"Get your kids inside and lock the doos! It's Tree-Fucking Carl!"
by Read it! July 9, 2025
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tree points

My cousin died from overdosing but at least he got 5875 tree points.
by treepoints4lyfe August 23, 2017
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Christmas Tree

The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree
Jill cam over last night and she let me make her a Christmas Tree.
by JackBlade999 December 5, 2020
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Tree Trunkee

He is a Tree Trunkee.
by HotMessJess87 November 9, 2019
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Tree Penis

A common synonym to 'Umbilical Cord'
Andrew was shocked when his 3 year old son called Ayden's Umbilical Cord a Tree Penis
by Tyler Sla January 13, 2025
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