Jimmy Kimmel

James Christian Kimmel is a talk show host who is single handedly ruining entertainment on YouTube and TV with his brand of humor that appeals mostly to out-of-touch Gen Xers and Millenials. His remaining audience consists of NPCs who have no perception of humor.

Jimmy Kimmel used to be funny, but his show has become painful to watch.

by Ziggmanster June 1, 2025

Jimmy Palmer

A 20 oz glass filled halfway with Jim Beam and halfway with Coke. Like an Arnold Palmer but it chose violence

Rural Joe got wrecked on that Jimmy Palmer

by The car whisperer June 2, 2025

Luke Hamilton Jimmy Rodgers

HE IS THE GOD. HE WAS CREATED AT THE START OF THE UNIVERSE.

Who do you worship? Oh I worshup Luke Hamilton Jimmy Rodgers.

by jackka April 25, 2023

Jimmy McGill

A cheap, run down car with at least one mismatched-colored door, much like the one driven by the namesake character Jimmy McGill in the show Better Call Saul.

Person 1: Why do you keep hanging onto that crappy Jimmy McGill you’ve had since high school?

Person 2: Because I’m more broke than Saul Goodman in 2004.

by Bunny92 May 1, 2023

Jimmy

The sloppy person of the night that can't handle their alcohol and throws up either the same night or the following morning.

Amanda was totally the Jimmy last night. We have to cut her off next time so that she doesn't be a Jimmy again.

by Don’t be a Jimmy May 2, 2023

Jimmy The Scooch

A verb, used to describe the act of fixing or building something important without having the materials or tools (or both!) on hand.

My damn penis-pump is broken but I haven't the gaskets to fix it... I'll just jimmy the scooch it so that my thursday afternoon isn't ruined.

by mmunch May 4, 2023

Jimmy

Handsome man that's always respected, he's hot, he's funny and all the girls want him.

He is an absolute babe.

Person 1: Wow I wish I was a Jimmy.
Person 2: Yeah, me too!
Person 3,4,5: Yeahhh!!!

by Illuminity May 8, 2023