by Jio Chen angel September 14, 2025

A creepy but kinda adorable character from the Tally Hall song “Spring and a Storm” who talks about existentialism and the afterlife. When children want to know about the sky, they ask Mr. Moon. Overall a pretty nice guy once you look past his uncannyness.
Kids: Mr. Moon,
Mr. Moon: Yeah?
Kids: Tell us about the sky.
Mr. Moon: The sky is deep and dark and eternally high. Many people think that’s where you go when you die.
Mr. Moon: Yeah?
Kids: Tell us about the sky.
Mr. Moon: The sky is deep and dark and eternally high. Many people think that’s where you go when you die.
by HeterophonicTunes March 5, 2025

The act of buying Moon Rock weed from a greasy beaner in his twenties and the proceeding to string the moon rocks out on a piece of fishing wire, resembling anal beads. Your homies then dip the moon rocks into your ass slowly. No homo tho
Mom: What the fuck are you kids doing to Dan?????
Me and the Boys: Chill mom we just moon beading
Mom: oh ok
Me and the Boys: yah
Mom: ... Can I join?
Me and the Boys: Chill mom we just moon beading
Mom: oh ok
Me and the Boys: yah
Mom: ... Can I join?
by Big Joj Boy June 4, 2019

by anonymous October 26, 2020

Your best friend. The coolest moon in the world. This moon is only found in Florida, and North Carolina. They are very kind, and spicy. But they sad, when people reject them..
by Amazingg.abby April 19, 2018

Moon sighting is a beloved art where someone with a particularly long face and curly hair gets caught in bellow 4k shape shifting and morphing into some diabolical creature
by Wide mouth gamer July 16, 2023

when a guy blows his load in another dudes ass it creates a moon pie. Just as a cream pie in a pussy but instead in a brown asshole.
by jazdill August 9, 2022
