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Man Ache 

The Pain A Man Feels Once In A While In His Balls. Its The Second Worst Pain A Man Can Feel ... second TO A Kick In The Balls.

Usually, This Pain Is Gotten From One Of TwoThings:
1. Having Sex All Day And Waking Up The Next Morning
2. Grinding On A Woman But Not Actually Getting Anywhere.
Man 1: Why Are You Walking Funny?
Man 2: Man Ache!
Man 1: Ouch.
Man Ache by Lil-Dan May 24, 2009
Related Words
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Man Positioning System 

Also Man-P-S or MPS

The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.

A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.
Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.

Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!

man lair 

A designated section of a single family dwelling in which at least one adult male and one female reside. The adult male occupant exerts complete control over the decor, function, degree of cleanliness, activities permitted, and invited guests within this section of said dwelling.

The man lair is traditionally located in the basement of said dwelling, however this is not a requirement. This space must be at least a 10x12 ft room but often is larger (if you're lucky, MUCH larger).

A space SMALLER than 10x12 cannot be referred to as a man lair. Such a meager space only qualifies as a dude room. Dude rooms are most often found in small houses, townhouses, apartments, and any residence in which the primary female occupant is greedy and unwilling to relinquish control of any real amount of floorspace.

Apart from size, dude rooms and man lairs share the same characteristics.
Joe and his buddies watched some new hott internet porn on his 100 inch projection screen while feasting on cold brews and pepperoni pizza in his man lair.
man lair by srjefe July 23, 2009

Man-Giggle 

(n.) A guy's short, repeated, silly, high toned chuckle.

(v.) When a guy laughs in high, somewhat girly, and spasmodic manner.
Did you hear how that guy man-giggled after that last joke? It was hilarious!
Man-Giggle by City.Slicker. August 1, 2009

Man Dairy 

Man Dairy = another form for the word semen, cum, or jizz. (a viscid whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands)
She seemed like a small town farm girl... so I gave her my Man Dairy
Man Dairy by TheStein1016 September 11, 2009
Refers to the hole in the crotch of men's pajama pants.
"Being female, I had to sew up the man gap in my pajama pants."

"On cold winter nights when urination is imminent, men are fortunate enough to have outdoor plumbing, so there is no need to pull their pants down and freeze. They can simply use the man gap in their pajama pants."
man gap by Morrighainne MacHealey January 18, 2010