Kill a spider

Euphemism for defecating

I will be right there, I need to "kill a spider"

by Hammertime20 July 16, 2020

Kill my peanut

Expression used when you’re having a serious issue in your quotidian life.

N°1: My mom stole my chicken and I had big beef with her. So I threw the rest of the chicken in her face.

N°2: Yes dude you had no choices to give yourself some respect.

N°1: Argh, kill my peanut.

by Yslbxtvh August 12, 2020

Kill Morgan day

The day in which the entire team collectively decides to eliminate Morgan and her bad driving skills. Methods of murder may be decided on via poll

Ugh I can’t WAIT for kill Morgan day...

by Johnjamesjoe August 19, 2020

Kill me

This means that you have suffered too much and you want to die. You plead for others to kill you.

Kill me, I mean it, kill me now!

by Super Momo August 24, 2020

Don’t kill my vibe

Used by females when having sex/masturbating and they want you to get them hornier

“Don’t kill my vibe daddy”

by JustAnotherGuyOnUD September 10, 2020

Kill

When you secure a shag from an 8+, No 7's round here boys!

Mumford got a kill last night, She was a 9.3.

by john herd September 24, 2020

Kill me

Kill me is a phrase used usually in situations where the user is in a hard place or a tough time. he will usually use this word to tell someone that he hates what is going on and he feels sick, annoyed, frustrated etc.

So for the humorless people that think its a sign he might want to commit dying, it not, its just a way to describe your emotions of such situations.

Dude 1: hey, man we have a test today that's like 30% of our grade
Dude 2: yo, kill me, like why would our teacher to that to us??
teacher: fuck you kid, im here to ruin lives, get rekt ez gg

by Pussydetroyer101 October 22, 2020