by anonymous November 20, 2023
Get the JORDANmug. Like the river, long and gangly. A Jordan is a Humanoid that can be heard amongst Gyms listening to the heaviest of metal while screaming "lightweight" and random passers by and releasing toxic fumes to deter predators, often making them uncomfortable and forcing them to leave the area they're training in. This gives the Jordan a larger area to train in where he boasts about doing Squats and never missing leg day, although his legs still look very "meh".
I was training over in the free weights but then this guy dropped a protein fart like an absolute Jordan.
by FSGremlin February 26, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. 
by Kingofkyleandluke November 22, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by 🐂🐑🐏🐖 July 9, 2022
Get the Gabby Jordanmug. by anonymous July 1, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. A right wing grifter and pseudo intellectual who has successfully found a following amongst incels due to his highly misogynistic views of women. He is notorious for his long, incoherent ramblings about Christianity and the so called dangers of leftism that ultimately amount to nothing and often end with him crying about Pinocchio. However, he is best known for being one of the biggest transphobes alive and has gained controversy for intentionally dead naming and misgendering noted trans celebrities. More often than not, his hatred of trans people has caused him to spew Nazi talking points, not realizing that the Nazis actually targeted trans people. So in other words, he is nothing more than a stupid bully.
by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024
Get the Jordan Petersonmug.