Bobby John

Another name for your crush who is also your best friend. And a name for your crush if you don't want to say there real name.

Friend:Who is your crush

You: Uhhhh Bobby John

Friend: oh ok who's your best friend

You: uhhh Bobby John

Friend: Well um ok then

by SomethingAboutSmarts December 15, 2018

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John's Party

A hectic gathering of a bunch of guys and one girl.

It is going to be such a John's Party this weekend.

by Little Jeb July 26, 2016

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Doing a John

Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.

"See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."

"Dirty bastard"

by Graham Marsh October 22, 2004

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A stupid motherfucker that likes CUTE girls, with little boobs. He likes to sit on a fucking chair, and he always holds a stupid shit-ass blue pen, and he always holds "The Little Prince" in his right hand during the English class. He used to wear nerdy gay ass glasses, but he got laser surgery 3 months ago.

TF you looking at, John Kim. Go eat Kimchi, dumb fuck.

by Lazy motherfucker April 14, 2022

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john dung

'jack shit' -john dung would be the 'polite' say in church form.

i explained to pastor mcfoolsis that i didn't have john dung

i ordered a bunch of food at foolsley's, only to realize i had forgotten my 'coins'; and didn't have 'john dung'

by michael foolsley January 17, 2010

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