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Jesus Juice

Jesus Juice is the word for children in the ghetto who get high regularly off OTC DXM, specifically Robitussin or Robocough. It is by a grand design how rappers are made like Guinea pigs because the effects of the drug intensify’s music which also can intensify your ability.. it is why rappers are so obsessed with it… it activates a Shinigami that’s goes with you everywhere.

it is the prelude to the finer tasting drink “Codeine” but it’s effects are 1 and the same.. It’s called Jesus Juice cause it’s red and you sip it and the high you get is so intense you feel like a “God” or Jesus… Also I’m certain states of consciousness , knowingly or unknowingly, you will be able to channel entities or “inter dimensional beings” or angels and demons, that might show you flashes of images and visions of , past, future , present…Basically you unlock clairvoyance.. (WARNING: Entity Metatron may appear to you as a beautiful Angel of light and teach you how to make music very fast, and offer you fortune and fame , do not fall for the tricks! It is the devil…)
Anon: “Yooo what’s good G , what you sippin on”? Anti-Christ Superstar Sam: “Shiii you know I stay sippin the Jesus Juice”

A$AP ROCKY - “Quit discussin, Robitussin, A$AP, tell these niggaz something…”

Ab-Soul - “I was off that Jesus Juice, I had the passion of Christ, I ain’t need a Jesus piece, just needed the people to believe in me!”

PROJECT PAT - THAT DRANK
by SGS47 May 23, 2022
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Stripper Juice

Stripper Juice is a brand of Cleaner & Polish. It is designed specifically for motorcycles. Yes, it's provocative and exciting, and will leave your bike gleaming like a freshly polished stripper pole on Saturday night. Stripper Juice is a fast & easy detailer that can be used on painted surfaces, chrome, helmets, glass, and windshields. Stripper Juice is an American Made product.
Everyone should clean their bike with Stripper Juice! It "Gets you off clean!"

"Stripper Juice works great on chrome, painted surfaces, and windshields!"

"Dang!! Your bike's dirty! You need to get you some Stripper Juice on that thing!"

I saw the Stripper Juice at Bikeweek and their trailer was rockin!!
by Otis Ward January 16, 2009
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boner juice

As old as time itself, BONER JUICE is a complex mixture of sperm and semen.
Honey, allow me, there are remnants of BONER JUICE on your face from last night.
by Boris Ccck August 3, 2004
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Good Juice

adj.: A saying indicating that something is good, awesome, hip, or "not fail". Could be used to describe an occurance of epic proportions, an awesome sports play, or some badass OJ.
"Dude! Did you see that touchdown?!"

"Hell yeah! That was some good juice!"
by jimmythewhoo October 22, 2009
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Bruce Juice

1. quite simply it's a slang term to refer to the music of Bruce Springsteen.

2. this term could apply to the music played by any other music performer whose name is Bruce, like Bruce Cockburn.
1. On November 17, 1999 I saw Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band play at Ohio State University. The band came out and got ready. The Boss shouted out "1! 2! a 1-2-3-4!" and kicked out the jams with "The Ties That Bind". I knew then we were in for a major treat. It was 2.5 - 3 hours of pure Bruce Juice. Pure New Jerseyrock'n'roll. Sweet!

2. Earlier that year I saw (and met) Canadian folk rocker Bruce Cockburn. It was a one-man performance yet this form of Bruce Juice was also fun to see and hear.

3.

ALAN: Hey Mikey! Whatcha putting into the CD player?

MIKEY: Bruce Springsteen's album "The River".

ALAN: a double disk set! A double disk set has double the fun. Over an hour of top notch Bruce Juice. ALLLLLL-RIIIIGHT!!!!!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 12, 2011
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pencil juice

Slang for cum, especially that from a small penis.
Ralph said he was going into the office to study, but came back with pencil juice all over his hands.
by swip. September 1, 2008
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streudel juice

Another name for semen, cum or love juice. Commonly used in a derogatory manner. Attributed to the Adelaide Funk band PORNLAND.
"I left my streudel juice all over your mum's face" or "I want to drink your streudel juice"
by Duncan Buchanan September 26, 2006
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